Like the recent snowstorm that never was, the Jan. 28 meeting of Bethlehem's Zoning Hearing Board bore all the signs of a very long night. Elias Market, located at 3131 Linden St., was on the agenda.

Though a Zoning Hearing Board decision allowing an expansion had been affirmed by three different courts, opponents sought and obtained an enforcement notice that would essentially require the busy store to remove part of its asphalt parking lot.

Lead opponent Al Bernotas and his friends sat on one side of town hall. Earlier that day, he had provided a 48-page presentation to the board that would relitigate matters already decided against him. The Elias family sat on another side of town hall, armed with engineer drawings. They were ready to relitigate matters already decided in their favor.

But it was not to be. Instead of lasting hours, the hearing was over in minutes. It seemed to end in favor of Elias again, although this is the case that just won't go away.

The reason for this short hearing?

Two words. Joe Piperato.

Piperato is a lawyer, representing the Elias family. He said the enforcement notice issued to Elias wasn't worth the paper it was written on, except he didn't use those words. He said it was void because it never informed Elias of its appeal rights, something required by both state law and the zoning ordinance.

Solicitor Terry Faul told the board that Piperato was correct. Just like that, the enforcement notice was dismissed, five to zip.

As Elias foes and supporters filed out of town hall, Bernotas sat in stunned silence. He was still sitting there as three other cases were heard.

Whether this is finally the end remains to be seen. But Elias partner George Azar was relieved.

"The less I'm here, the better," he whispered on his way out.

With the main event out of the way, zoners tackled the undercard.

As her two daughters looked on with smiles, Virginia Fowler received the board's unanimous blessings for a dimensional variance that would allow a greenhouse at her property at 53 East Market St. Attorney Mike Deschler argued that the 2 percent variance was so slight as to be immaterial. But he didn't use those words. He instead called it a classic de minimis variance.

Attorney Alex Karam, representing computer guru Joseph Kray, persuaded zoners to grant a special exception that would permit him to operate a computer sales and service shop in what had been a law office at 1022 Main St.

"I know he'll be an asset to the city of Bethlehem," Karam assured the board, adding that he is not just Kray's lawyer, but a customer.

"Are you employed by him?" joked Zoning Hearing Board Chair Gus Loupos.

Lucy Lennon, acting as the realtor for Darey Hamm, also sought a special exception that would substitute a dog -grooming business for what had been a doctor's office at 1809 Columbine Ave., right across the street from Notre Dame Church and elementary school. She called it a "low impact" business that would be operated by a mother-daughter team, a good fit for that neighborhood. Michael Santanasto and Linda Shay Gardner, both of whom are attorneys, agreed that Lennon makes a good case, but suggested she seek a use variance instead of a special exception. So her appeal was continued so she can re-post the property.