At this time last year, Northampton County's sensitive computer room - the nerve center of all county operations, was in complete disarray. Severs and switches were threatened by failing air conditioners, roof leaks and even invading birds and vermin. County Council quickly appropriated $650,000 in this year's budget to fix the problem.

Before the May 15 council meeting, like a proud father, Director of Information Services Al Jordan took everyone on tours of the renovated room. It was like stepping into a space shuttle, with thousands of blinking lights and blowers keeping strict control of the temperature.

The only problem was getting out.

"Open the doors, HAL," ordered Jordan at the end of the tour.

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Al," answered HAL.

We had to sacrifice a council member. May he rest in peace.